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Sexting Tips With Charles Bukowski

Photo by Victoria Zeoli

Photo by Victoria Zeoli

To all the lovers under the covers, from the mastermind of erotic literature:

“Fuck a woman’s mind is a Vice by refined connoisseurs, others are content in the body.”

“I loved you
like a man loves a woman he never touches, only
writes to, keeps little photographs of…”

“What matters most is how well you walk through the fire.”

“I want to be with you, it is as simple, and as complicated as that.”

“Eyes. Those damn eyes fucked me forever.”

“Look, let me put it this way: with me, you’re number one and there isn’t even a number two.”

“When you find someone who doesn’t annoy the shit out of you; hold them tight and close – never let them escape.”

“…I will remember the kisses
our lips raw with love
and how you gave me
everything you had
and how I
offered you what was left of
me,
and I will remember your small room
the feel of you
the light in the window
your records
your books
our morning coffee
our noons our nights
our bodies spilled together
sleeping…”

“Sex is interesting, but it’s not totally important. I mean it’s not even as important (physically) as excretion. A man can go seventy years without a piece of ass, but he can die in a week without a bowel movement.”

“But now and then, a woman walks up, full blossom, a woman just bursting out of her dress…a sex creature, a curse, the end of it all.”

“You boys can keep your virgins
give me hot old women in high heels
with asses that forgot to get old”

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