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Relationship Tasting Menu, For Love Gourmands and Connoisseurs

Photography by  Lee Price

Photography by Lee Price

First course
Enamored want more
Second
Meh
Third
I never tasted that before
Fourth
I want more
Fifth
Fuck me that was good
Sixth
I need a smoke
Seventh
I have to work early
Eighth
I’ve never done that before
Ninth
I need a ice pack
Tenth
Let’s fucking go
Eleventh
I need an ice pack
Twelfth
So fucking full
Thirteenth
Fuck it
Fourteenth
Meh
Fifteenth
I’m full as fuck
Sixteenth
No more wine
Seventeenth
I have to shit so bad
Eighteenth
I wonder how much this will cost?
Nineteenth
Ok I’ll have one more bite
Twentieth
Get me the fuck out of here
Twenty first
That did not suck

Alexander Schulte
Chef De Cuisine somewheres